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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

ELB Quality Control Department

This letter is to notify you that our quality control department has deemed this Mikasa vibratory plate compactor to be both fun and interesting.

Should you have any other loud, colorful, adult-sized equipment in need of inspection please contact us immediately or simply drop it off at our facility at your convenience.

We specialize in equipment with shiny chrome accents, knobs, nylon straps and buckles, wheels, LCD screens, and buttons.

Regular operating hours are 6am-9am, 11am-1pm, and 3pm-7pm.

There is no charge for our services. Our satisfaction is our guarantee.

We are a dependently owned, independently operated subsidiary of the parent company D & J Bower, Inc.


erin said...

this kid is too cute!

steph.kelley said...

oooooh, buttons..... I see that the product Dirt gets a high approval rating as well. :P xoxo